i completely disregard the food pyramid because it was probably built by slaves just like all pyramids and that is offensive
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do you guys remember that episodfe of the magic school bus where the class gets transformed into fish eggs and get fertilized with fish semen
GODDAMNIT CARLOS
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Today my mom wasn’t home, so my eight year old sister asked me to set some words for her so she could write her daily sentences. I knew she did them every day, but I’ve never bothered to read them before.
My sister is a lot of things. She’s extremely smart, fairly quiet, and absolutely hilarious. But today I learned two new things about her:
a) my sister does not have a way with the written word
b) my sister is addicted to crack cocaine
I don’t know what the fuck she’s smoking but I want in on it sweet baby jesus I did not know what to do with myself while I was reading some of these
what is wrong with her
I don’t even understand what some of these mean
(things you should know: I am natalie, and her “silkys” are two little silk & velveteen blankets she’s slept with since she was born.)
i rare when im on the toilet.
i am beginning to be a horse
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i completely disregard the food pyramid because it was probably built by slaves just like all pyramids and that is offensive
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roses: My old dance studio is going to be on America’s Got Talent! tomorrow!
thorns: I found out at 10:30 tonight a 6-page paper I thought was due next week is due tomorrow at 9AM.
roses: I just found out I got a scholarship for $3,000, and another one for $500.
roses: I have the FKi mixtape from the Iggy show to get me through tonight.
Tonight was incredible.
I held Iggy by the waist and helped her offstage, and danced on stage, and kissed the ring.
I’ll share more once I’m a little less *drowsy*.
Guess who’s seeing Iggy, FKi, and Skeme tonight at the Roxie!
I feel like I’m bursting. I don’t really know what’s coming, but stay tuned. This is a good thing. This is a beautiful thing.