January 2012
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Jessica Chastain just date me already.
Looped DChild last night, two classes got cancelled today. Thank you Sisters Michelle and Kelly, I’m a believer. Praise #Beysus
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I’ll say it, I’m a fucking champ. The shit I have to put up with…like this. My white, awkward ass roommate blasting along a karaoke version of “Pretty Boy Swag” and practicing the rap.
Like this is all he does. And all I do is study. Because it’s all I have time for, because it takes me ten times longer because all he does is this shit.
Not amused.
Second-best website of 2012 →
I think the song Shuga Mama is directly addressed to me personally.
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Big News
Thanks to a dear old friend of mine, this blog has officially been UPGRADED!
KEVINSAYWHAAA.COM Y’ALL
ventimutatio asked: I want your boobs
lifestyleofapreppygaykid asked: Hi! I just found your tumblr today, and I think that you're hilarious. I just wanted to tell you that I am sorry that I have reblogged x32949348230 of your posts, and that I am obsessed with Harry Potter and love learning French as well :) Keep up the awesome blogging!
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All facts look so much the more like fairy-stories because, in our time,...
– HonorĂ© de Balzac (from Cousin Pons)
tanyabaxter:
I am sick and tired of people mistaking me for Hilary Duff, I know we look VERY similar but we are NOT the same person.
america to china: can i pay u in trident layers
clavid:
my mom got really mad at me for making a casey anthony joke once and i was like what are you going to do mom KILL ME
bowlcutlove:
A post dedicated to Rondell Sheridan wearing hats